Last modified: Sept 13, 1996
| 15 | Recent poll indicates 87% of registered Democrats know where to score some killer weed. |
| 14 | TV crews don't have to work as hard to find minority delegates. |
| 13 | Less chance of party nominee "buying the farm" during acceptance speech. |
| 12 | The Dems will have Pictionary! |
| 11 | Hookers discover that, unlike their GOP counterparts, Democratics actually like sex! |
| 10 | Pat "The Black Hole of Fun" Buchanan nowhere in sight. |
| 9 | Tipper + Al + Macarena = Dance Inferno! |
| 8 | Secret "you know what" party in Jocelyn Elders' room. |
| 7 | Al Gore, stoked on corn liquor, dives into the mosh pit. |
| 6 | Wacky "I'm with the Unindicted Co-Conspirator" T-shirts. |
| 5 | That palpable, all-encompassing air of doom and futility? It's back in San Diego, pal! |
| 4 | Nothing spices up a dull speech like a purloined FBI file. |
| 3 | Actually, *ANYTHING* would be more fun than the Republican convention. |
| 2 | With Ted Kennedy in charge of entertainment and Marion Barry in charge of refreshments? Are you kiddin' me?? |
| and the Number 1 Way the Democratic Convention Will Be More Fun Than the Republican Convention... | |
| 1 | Two words: Newt-Kabobs |
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Last modified: Sept 13, 1996