A software consultant is walking through the forest, when he
comes upon a small pond. Suddenly, a frog hops up to him and
speaks: "Behold! I am a beautiful princess! Kiss me and
I"ll be transformed into my human form, and I'll be yours
forever!"
The consultant picks up the frog, and shoves it in his pocket.
The frog croaks, "Perhaps you didn't hear me - I said
that I am a princess! Kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful
woman!"
The consultant responds by shoving the frog back dwon into his
pocket. Once again, the frog crawls up to the top of the pocket,
and wails, "Dang it! Don't you understand me!?! Kiss
me!"
Finally, the software consultant looks at the frog and
replies, "Look, I,m a software consultant. I've got programs
to write and projects to worry about -- I don't have time for a
girlfriend. But a talking frog...that's cool."