If Microsoft built cars...

• A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that year, instead of before.
• Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
• Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
• You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT model, but then you'd have to buy more seats and additional license tags.
• Rival Sun Motor systems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
• The oil, alternator, gas, brake and engine warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
• People would get excited about the "new" features of car '95, forgetting completely that they have been available in other brands for years.
• We would all have to use Microsoft Gas (tm).

Last modified: October 20, 1996